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Seared Cod with Spinach-Lemon Sauce
A citrus-laced spinach sauce zests up delicate cod in this healthy fish recipe. If you can find Meyer lemons, use their sweeter juice instead of the regular lemon and orange juices. Serve…
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LIFE (Living Independently For Elders) – Improving The Lives of Seniors
There are more than 118 PACE (Program of All-Inclusive Care for the Elderly, www.npaonline.org) programs throughout the United States. One might be right for you or your loved one! Saint Francis LIFE…
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Is a Reverse Mortgage a Good Idea for Me?
It’s usually a good idea to discuss important financial decisions with friends, family, or someone you trust. Here are some questions to consider before applying for a reverse mortgage: 1. Is there…
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Healthy Diet Makeover: 8 Easy Switches To Up Your Nutrition Game
You don’t have to sacrifice taste when switching to a healthier diet. In fact, there are a number of nutritious foods which can replace your naughtier preferences – without forgoing flavor. From…
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The Texan And The Irishman
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, “I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I’ll give $500…
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The Quickest Way To Cork
Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork. Paddy says, “Are you on foot or in the car?” Billy says, “In the car.” Paddy says, “That’s the…
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Funny Bone
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest’s breath and then sees an empty wine bottle…
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The Irishman And The Parking Space
An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall’s parking lot. “Lord,” he prayed, “I can’t stand this. If you open a space up for…
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Choices
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
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Bar Buddy
A guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. “What do you call that?” asks the bartender. “Tiny,” says the guy. “Because he’s my newt.”