The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.”
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s two-tired.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
The Million-Dollar Question for God
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million years to you is like a second to me.”
The man asks, “God, what is a million dollars to you?”
God replies, “My son, a million dollars to you is less than a penny to me. It means almost nothing to me.”
The man asks, “So God, can I have a million dollars?”
And God replies, “In a second.”